Funny friendship shayari in English makes friends laugh in a fun way. It works like a joke written in a poetic line. These shayari are perfect, feel light-hearted, and let you tease your best friend in a playful mood.
Comedy shayari brings smiles, spreads jokes, and helps you remember funny moments. It simply adds laughter and shows love in a humorous style. You can share these lines in chats, use them as captions, or post them as status.
This post gives you a fun mix of jokes and shayari. Whether you tease your bestie or share a laugh, these lines work perfectly. Scroll down and start Funny friendship shayari in English. Bring a smile to your friend’s face.
Top Funny Friendship Shayari
Jab hum unke ghar gaye…
Kehne dil se dil laga lo,
Unki maa ne khola darwaza,
Hum ghabra ke bole…
Aunty bachon ko polio drop pilwa lo!
Dost roothay to Rab roothay,
Phir roothay to duniya chhootay,
Agar phir roothay to dil tootay,
Aur agar phir bhi roothay,
To nikaalo lathi maaro saalay ko,
Jab tak lathi na tootay!
Doston hum unhein mud-mud ke dekhte rahe,
Aur wo humein mud-mud ke dekhte rahe.
Wo humein, hum unhein…
Kyunkay imtihaan mein
Na unhein kuch aata tha na humein.
Husn ke tewar nukilay ho gaye,
Hum izhaar mein hi reh gaye,
Udhar unke haath peelay ho gaye.
Tumhari shayari badi hai fiery, Wah Wah…
Dil karta hai jal jaye
Tumhari shayari wali diary!
Arz kiya hai –
Aankhon mein nami thi,
Aur vitamin ki kami thi.
Wah! Wah!
Jis se raat bhar chatting ki
Wo girlfriend ki mummy thi!
Tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge,
Tum jaisa dost khone bhi nahi denge.
Roz sharafat se SMS kiya karo,
Warna ek kaan ke neeche denge
Aur rone bhi nahi denge!
Itna mujhe SMS karte ho,
Paise nahi lagtay tumhare?
Ya mujh pe martay ho?
Khush raha karo unke liye
Jo tumhein khush nahi dekhna chahte.
Jab tirchi nazron se unhon ne humein dekha
To hum madhosh ho gaye,
Jab pata laga nazar hi tirchi hai
To hum behosh ho gaye.
Agar chahte ho sab log tumhein hamesha “accha” kahen
To apna naam hi “Accha” rakh lo,
Doosra koi raasta nahi hai!
Pehle log naraaz hotay thay to ghar aana band kar detay thay,
Ab naraaz hotay hain to online aana band kar detay hain.
Harkat wahi, soch nahi.
Dosti Shayari Funny Lines And Jokes
Mere paas bhi ek Lembo honi chahiye,
Team mein mujhe Dhoni chahiye,
Bandar si shakal, aur gadhe si akal,
Aur kehta hai mujhe Sunny Leone chahiye!
Tujhe dost kahoon ya kurkura,
Tu tedha hai par saala mera hai!!
Tu TikTok ki rani, main Facebook ka raja,
Milna hai to Facebook pe aa ja!
Tujhe upar wale ne banaya kyun hoga?
Bana kar zameen pe laya kyun hoga?
Ab tak soch raha hoon main yeh
Tujhe mera dost banaya kyun hoga!
Jisko sugar hai, sabr se kaam le,
Kyunkay sabr ka phal meetha hota hai!
Phoolon ko phool pasand hain,
Dilon ko dil pasand hain,
Shayar ko shayari pasand hai,
Kisi ki pasand se humein kya,
Humein to bas tumhari girlfriend pasand hai!
Pati: Tum hi meri saadhna ho,
Tum hi meri aaraadhna ho,
Tum hi meri kalpana ho,
Tum hi meri kavita ho…
Patni bhi bhaavuk ho kar boli:
Tum hi mere Ramesh ho,
Tum hi mere Dinesh ho,
Tum hi mere Mahesh ho,
Aur tum hi mere gaon wale Suresh ho!
Door se dekha to santra tha,
Paas gaya to bhi santra tha.
Chhil ke dekha to bhi santra tha,
Kha ke dekha to bhi santra tha.
Wah! Kya santra tha.
Hilarious Funny Shayari in English
Long hai manzil, far hai kinara,
Phir kyun nahi aaya today SMS tumhara?
Forget gaye number aur naam hamara,
Ya phir you found someone humse bhi pyara?
Hum pe mar ke Munni badnaam ho gayi,
Akele ho gaye the Munni ke bina,
Yeh accha hua kambakht Sheila time pe jawaan ho gayi.
Kitna shareef shakhs hai,
Patni pe fida hai,
Us pe yeh kamaal hai ke,
Apni pe hi fida hai! 😄
Mohabbat ka safar lamba hua to kya hua,
Thoda tum chalo, thoda hum chale,
Thoda tum chalo, thoda hum chale,
Phir riksha kar lenge! 😄
Jo dete hain girl ko tohfe,
Wahi lagate hain unki shaadi mein sofe,
Jo jaate hain unke peeche,
Woh aate hain caron ke neeche,
Jo kehte hain unko Jaanu,
Wahi bante hain unke bachon ke Maamu. 😄
Maine tere ghar ke baahar seeti bajayi,
Phir bhi tu baahar na aayi!
Bike ka horn kab tak bajaaun,
Aaja, battery khatam hone ko aayi!!
Biwi se kaha, “Suno, Ramesh pehli baar aaya hai,
Kuch taaza khilao!”
Usne ghar ki sab khidkiyan khol di,
Boli, “Bhaiya lo, taazi hawa khao!!”
Priye! Maine tahe-dil se tumhe pyaar kiya, abla samajhkar,
Magar tumhare baap ne mujhe zor se baja daala
Tabla samajhkar. 😅
Kal exam par koi kitaab na mili,
Jispe dil luta dete!
Sabne sataya, kise nipta dete?
Ab sochte hain, ek din aur hota,
To duniya hila dete!! 😩📚🔥
Manzil paani ho to himmat saath rakhna,
Pyaar paana ho to aitbaar saath rakhna,
Hamesha muskuraana ho to,
Brush-paste saath rakhna.
Kar diya Izhaar-e-Ishq humne telephone par!
Laakh rupaye ki baat thi,
Par humne nipta di STD wale ko do rupaye dekar.
Dosto Ke Liye Funny Shayari in Roman English
Teri aawaaz sunne ko taras jaata hoon,
Ghisa-peeta CD chala leta hoon!
Soorat dekhne ko taras jaata hoon,
Cartoon channel laga leta hoon.
Bin soche doston ne humse propose karwaya,
Chaanta usne humare munh pe jadhaaya!
Apni ameeri ka diya hisaab,
Gareebi ka humara mazaak udaaya.
Jo tumhein chhed jaaye, gaal choom jaaye,
Har subah tumhare kaan mein kuch keh jaaye!
Woh macchar maar do…
Kahin dengue na phailaaye.
Errors ke saath zindagi chalti hai tumhaari!
Naya PC kyun nahin kharidti ho Rampyaari?? 😄
Yeh zindagi ek janjaal,
Yahaan chalta hai paise ka kamaal!
Na tere, na mere paas maal,
To phir aao, khelte hain missed call missed call.
Susti bhare jism ko jagaate kyun nahin,
Uthkar saamne aate kyun nahin?
Hansi bhi tumhaari baas maarti hai,
Himmat karke nahaate kyun nahin?? 😆
Kahin andhera, kahin shaam hogi,
Meri har khushi tere naam hogi!
Maang ke dekh mujhse,
Karz mein doobi saari property tere naam hogi!!
Dekh kar meri soorat pyaari,
Nikal aati hain ladkiyaan saari!
Lekin tu kyun na aati hai,
Intezaar mein khadi meri taang dukh jaati hai!!
Dard-e-dil ke peeche koi baat hoti hai,
Udaas chehre ke peeche raat hoti hai!
Jab lage kisi ki waat,
Usmein hamari hi khurafaat hoti hai!!
Tujh bin zindagi ka tasavvur nahin,
Par tere saath ek lamha guzre,
Iska bhi koi chance nahin!! 😅
Sunkar mera gaana wo aayi,
Boli, “Accha gaaya gaana!”
“Meri shaadi mein zaroor aana,
Band ka kyun karoon kharcha
Tum hi koi gaana sunaana!!”
o saagar ne kaha lehron se,
Jo ped ne kaha patton se,
Jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se!
Wahi main tumhein kehta hoon
“Oye chal hawa aane de!!” 😄
Full Comedy! Funny Shayari English Mein for Friends
Ikhtiyare tabassum ki lau ko,
Tarannume jahan se agaah dena!
Jab iska matlab samajh aa jaaye,
To mujhe bhi samjha dena.
anchhi, nadiya, pawan ke jhonke,
Koi sarhad na inhe roke!
Aaj nikle hain muddat ke baad,
Kam hi nikalte hain ye ghar se naha dhoke.
Kyoon ye haal banaya hai,
Na makeup na baalon ko sajaya hai!
Ye aati hain baar-baar tumhare chehre pe,
Tumne zulfon ko bohot sar pe chadhaya hai.
Dil de diya hai, jaan tumhein denge,
Dil de diya hai, jaan tumhein denge!
Abe dil dene ke baad jaan bachegi kya,
Jo de doon.
Tussi great ho, rasgulle ki plate ho!
Kola da crate ho, ande da omelette ho!
Jalebi jaise straight ho,
Par mere favorite ho.
Dil mein umeed ki shama jalai hai,
Apni alag duniya basai hai!
Is umeed se ki aayega SMS tera,
Apne mobile par nazre jamai hai.
Aisi ho dosti hamari ke tu har raah har dagar mein mile!
Mar bhi jaun agar, to tu dosti ki khatir, paas wali kabar mein mile!!
Zindagi hai to khwab hain,
Khwab hain to manzilen hain,
Manzilen hain to raste hain,
Raste hain to mushkilein hain,
Mushkilein hain to—main hoon na.
Kaise ho? Maze mein?
Tabiyat kaisi? Ungli mein dard nahi na?
Aankh bhi OK?
Dimaag thikane?
Kamaal hai yaar, phir to SMS kar sakte ho.
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, masjid mein aadab karta hoon!
Insaan se Bhagwan na ban jaun,
Isliye tujhe SMS kar ke roz ek paap karta hoon.
Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ke har taraf ujala nazar aata hai!
Sochta hoon ghar ki bijli katwa loon,
Aajkal kambakht bill bahut aata hai.
Shayari Funny Jokes in Roman English
Duniya mein teen tarah ke log khushnaseeb hain,
Jinhein sachha pyaar milta hai,
Nek yaar milta hai,
Aur jinhein mera SMS baar-baar milta hai.
D se dosti, D se dil, D se dard, D se dillagi, D se deewangi!
Par D se itna door bhi na ho jana,
Ki S se SMS aur K se call bhi na kar sako.
Ae dost tu bhi likha kar shayari,
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega!
Log penkenge ande tamatar,
To raat ki sabzi ka intezaam ho jayega.
Khuda ne jab tumhein banaya,
Confusion ka moment aaya!
Kabhi gadha, kabhi bandar banana chaaha,
Aakhir mein use dono ka mix pasand aaya.
Tere chehre pe teri zulfon ka bikharna,
Kar deta hai ghaayal!
Apne baalon ko khula mat chhodna,
Warna log teri juuon se panaah maangenge.
Ladkiyaan jab local train mein hon to hum sochte rehte hain,
Ise local train ke bajaye log, maalgaadi kyun nahi kehte hain?
Doori ka ehsaas jab sataye to dil ko sambhal liya karo!
Aur jab guzra lamha yaad aaye to dimaag ko off kar liya karo.
Jab yaad aaye hamari to kar lena phone!
Phone uthate hi ye mat kehna,
Hum aapke hain kaun.
Ae SMS jaa kar mere yaar ko salaam karna,
Save kare to shukriya karna!
Delete kare to bewafa kehna,
Aur nahin padhe to ek rupiya le lena.
Hawa mein betaab udh raha tha wo patta,
Hawa mein khushi se jhool raha tha wo patta!
Ab kitni story banao,
Ruk gayi hawa, gir gaya patta.
Comedy Shayari In English
Roshni dekar doob jaana sooraj se seekho,
Dil dekar dard lena humse seekho!
Bedardi se dil tod dete ho,
SMS na bhejna khud se seekho!!
Dua karta hoon Khuda se, Khuda mera dost apni manzil ko paaye!
Uski raahon mein agar andhera ho jaaye,
To roshni ke liye wo mere alawa kisi ko bhi jalaaye!!
Yeh aankh hai ya neeli jheel, yeh aankh hai ya neeli jheel!
Chadd yaar, what’s the big deal!!
Ishq na karo yaaron yeh ek marz hai!
To maano hamaari baat aur ishq se bachke raho,
Khoob khao piyo aur aish karo!!
Shaadi ke baad har biwi ki, ghar mein zyada chalti hai!
Chahe kitni bhi koshish kare chup rehne ki,
Par pati par hi bhadaas nikalti hai!!
Bina dard ke aansu bahaaye nahin jaate,
Bina pyaar ke rishte nibhaaye nahin jaate!
Bahut hua naari uddhaar,
Ab ishq mein jhaapad khaaye nahin jaate!!
Ladkon ko kya chahiye,
Ek ladki jo pyaar de, ek jo khaana banaye, ek jo paise kamaaye!
Aur aisi kismat ke teeno aapas mein na mil paaye!!
Tujhpe mera dil aa jaaye, aisi tujhmein koi baat nahin!
Isliye teri zindagi ko jannat banane ki, jaaneman meri aukaat nahin.
Naari ke chakkar mein bhoolna na yaari,
Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamaari.
Purush Bachaav Samiti ki taraf se,
Janahit mein jaari.
Har shauhar ki tarah Shahjahan ne bhi,
Pyaar ka farz nibhaaya hai!
Biwi ke jaane ki khushi mein,
Ek aalaishaan Taj Mahal banwaaya hai!!
Apni zindagi mein to bas ab hai jaam,
Apni subah shuru hoti jab hoti hai shaam!
Khush mat ho ae dost,
Main karta hoon beer bar mein kaam!!
Aap ki yaad mein dil ki kalam, yeh haseen paighaam likhti hai.
Har khoobsurat ladki mein aajkal, humein aapki shakal dikhti hai.
Funny Poetry In Urdu English
Hawaaon ka rukh hum mod nahin sakte,
Dosti ke dhaage tod nahin sakte!
Aapne liya hai humse itna udhaar,
Ke chaah kar bhi aapko chhod nahin sakte!!
Ek arse baad humko, ishq karne ki fursat mili thi!
Aur hamaari beraham mehbooba tab, shaadi karne par tuli thi!!
Socha aaj khud ko bech kar, tere liye saari khushiyan khareed laaun!
Par aaj bhangarwalon ki strike hai, apne aap ko bechne bol kahaan jaaun!!
Hum apne doston ko, yaad na karne ki buri saza dete hain!
Ab jooton se maarna chhod diya hai, bas apne moje sungah dete hain!!
Aasman ke chaand ho aap mere liye,
Aap hi se to roshan meri raatein hain!
Mehbooba se yahi baat kehkar,
Hum roz ghar ki bijli bachaate hain!!
Yeh kis tarah aap mujhe yaad aa rahe ho,
Yoon dekh kar muskaraa rahe ho!
Tujhe yaad karun to lagta hai,
Saamne khade ho ke seeng hila rahe ho!!
Har raaste ka mukaam nahin hota,
Har rishte ka naam nahin hota!
Khoja hai aapko dil ki roshni se,
Waise aliens ko pakadna aasaan nahin hota!!
Ishq ka anjaam paaya hai,
Haath pair toote, munh se khoon aaya hai!
Hospital pahunche to nurse boli,
Stretcher laao kisi ka mehboob aaya hai!!
College ki chaar deewaari mein ajab-sa khel hota hai,
Khel khel mein dilon ka mel hota hai!
Isi liye to har saal bachcha fail hota hai!!
Teri mohabbat mein dil ka yeh haal hai,
Teri mohabbat mein dil ka yeh haal hai!
Dil maalamaal hai, magar jeb apni kangaal hai!!
Raat ka waqt hai, mandir hai qareeb,
Aapke liye paighaam laya hoon!
Ghar mein hain jitne puraane joote badal lo,
Main bhi badal ke aaya hoon.
Shayari for Funny Mood – Read, Laugh & Share
Mere dil mein tere liye ek ajeeb-si tadap jaagi hai!
Jis din se meri biwi padosi ke saath bhaagi hai!!
Unki gali ke chakkar kaat-te kaat-te,
Kutte hamaare yaar ho gaye!
Woh to humein mili nahin,
Par hum kutto ke sardaar ho gaye!!
Ladkiyon ke tevar, ladkiyon ke nakhre,
Gulaabi hoth, baal bikhre!
Inhi ki mehrabaniyon se hum kha rahe hain,
Dar badar ki thokrein!!
Chaandi ka ghoda, sone ki lagaam, SMS padhne waale ko salaam!
Whisky peene waalon kabhi paani piyo,
Fokat ka SMS padhne waalon, kabhi SMS karo!!
Jee chahta hai in naazuk hothon ko choom loon,
Jee chahta hai in naazuk hothon ko choom loon!
Par teri bahti naak ne iraada badal diya!!
Machhar jo kaate to mat ho hairaan,
Machhar jo kaate to mat ho hairaan!
Anjaane mein hi sahi, kar rahe ho rakt daan!!
Kya kahein is dil ki haalat, tum door ho to tumhaara intezaar sataata hai!
Main jab bhi tumko yaad karta hoon,
Mujhe tez bukhaar ho jaata hai!!
Tu bol to mar jaaunga, mit jaaunga, lut jaaunga!
Par ye sab tujhse na karwa sakun,
To aashiq na sahi, gadha zaroor kehlaaunga.
Doston se tang tha main, mara to khush hua jab dafnane lage!
Kuch mahine hi kate the qabr mein,
Jab dost mar kar yahan bhi aane lage.
Chhedna andaaz hai, ladki ko chhidne par naaz hai!
Badnaseeb wo jo chhedi na jaaye,
Bekaar adaaen jo chhedne ko majboor na kar paaye.
Aashiq hoon aawaara na samajhna,
Circus ka joker na samajhna!
Sher achha lage to khush hona,
Nahin to shaayar hoon, Ghalib na samajhna.
Poetry Jokes in English Hindi
Na maut se pehle, na maut ke baad, mujhe kyun na aaye teri yaad!
Shayad tujhmein hi koi kami hogi,
Hum to pehle se hi hain barbaad!!
Kya haseen din the, jab hum pyaar ko cash kiya karte the!
Ab sab apne kharche pe karna padta hai,
Tab unke kharche pe jiya karte the!!
Doori ka ehsaas jab sataya kare, to dil ko sambhaal liya karo!
Aur jab guzra lamha yaad aaye, to dimaag off kar liya karo!!
Chaand ne chaandni maangi, sitaaron ne raushni maangi!
Rab ne jab humse apni chahat poochi,
Humne kabhi Sridevi kabhi Madhuri maangi!!
Har shaam ke baad raat aati hai,
Har baat pe teri yaad aati hai!
Sab karke dekh liya humne,
Ab bhaukte kutto se bhi teri awaaz aati hai!!
Engineer wo hai jo aksar phanshta hai,
Interview ke sawaal mein, badi companyon ke jaal mein,
Boss aur client ke bawal mein!!
Din mein chain nahin, raat ko neend nahin!
Jee na lage kahin!
Khuda: Kya yehi pyaar hai?
Khuda: Nahin beta, private job walon ka yehi haal hai!!
Tum paas ho to pyaar aata hai,
Door ho to intezaar sataata hai!
Kya kahein dil ki haalat,
Tujhe yaad karke humein bukhaar ho jaata hai!!
Khuda bachaye humein in haseenon se,
Naazneenon se, dilnasheenon se, jaanasheenon se,
Par inhein kaun bachaye hum kameenon se?
Jab se laga chhedne mujhe,
Baag ki chidiyan lagi chahchahaane!
Shaam-o-sehar dil bekarar tha,
Mujhe uska, chidiyon ko daane ka intezaar tha!!
Ek to sharmate bahut ho,
Baat kare koi to itrate bahut ho!
Dil chahta hai tumhein choom loon,
Par suna hai tum chillate bahut ho!!
Maan hai par behan nahin meri,
Isliye choolhe mein pis-ti maan akeli!
Uska soch tere dar pe aata hoon,
Tere baap ko dekh chup ho jaata hoon.
Mazak Funny Shayari
Ab yun bhaav na kha,
Suitcase utha mere saath aaja!
Boodhi maan ko aur kaam karte na dekh sakta,
Makeup chhod, jhaadu-ponchhe mein lag ja!!
Jab pyaar mein haar gaye,
Humne socha khudkushi kar lein!
Hum chale khudkushi karne to khyaal aaya,
Kyoon na ek baar phir try kar lein??
Aapki muskaan ne saara jahaan hila diya,
Aapki muskaan ne saara jahaan hila diya!
Koma se jaage hue mareez ko,
Permanently sula diya!!
Ishq ka tamasha dekha nahin jaata,
Toota sheesha dekha nahin jaata!
Apne hisse ke SMS de doon tujhe,
Tera khaali inbox dekha nahin jaata!!
Jab Khuda ne tujhe banaya hoga,
Bada maza aaya hoga!
Muskaan di bachkaani, soorat nooraani,
Attitude tha cool, bas dimaag gaya bhool!!
Jabse najre miliin humein kuch ho gaya,
Raaton ki neend gayi, din ka chain gaya!
Lagta hai humein pyaar nahin,
Conjunctivitis ho gaya!!
Bandar jo hilaaye wo daal ho tum,
Gadha jo khaaye wo ghaas ho tum!
Bewakoof-besharam-bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho jhakaas ho tum!!
Jaalim palatkar dekh, tamanna hum bhi rakhte hain!
Tum agar car rakhti ho, to scooter hum bhi rakhte hain!!
Milai nahin hai aankh unse abhi tak,
Kaisi ajab prem kahani hai!
Main daayin aankh se kaana hoon,
Woh baayin aankh se kaani hai!!
Hansi Majak Shayari In English For Friendship
Jisne na ki shaadi soch samajh ke,
Usne apna jeevan bigaad liya!
Aur jisne ki soch samajh ke shaadi,
Usne bhi kya pahaad ukhaad liya!!
Pehle kisi pe dil nahin aaya,
Tumhein dekha to tum par aa gaya!
Tumhare pyaar mein paagal hokar itne SMS kare,
5 hazaar ka bill aa gaya!!
Shayari likho paighaam kuch aisa,
Qalam bhi rone ko majboor ho jaye!
Har lafz mein dard itna bharo,
Examiner paas karne ko majboor ho jaye!!
Ek jaam ulfat ke naam,
Ek jaam mohabbat ke naam,
Ek jaam wafa ke naam!
Puri botal bewafa ke naam,
Aur poora theka doston ke naam!!
Main tere pyaar mein, ban gaya hoon kabootar!
Hardam khada rehta hoon, tere saamne waali building ke oopar.
Gori paan mat khaya karo, honton par laali aati hai!
By God tere bhaari-bharkam jism ko dekh, meri jaan chali jaati hai.
Aankh ladaake mujhse, tune meri neend churai!
Saara qusoor tera, par tera baap bola: “Abey, ab shaamat teri aayi!
Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
Hum bhi ab sehra sajaayenge!
Pata tha woh apne naseeb mein nahi,
Ab uski chhoti behan ko patayenge!!
Tere husn ki kya tareef karun, tera bandar jaisa munh!
Teri zulfon ki kya tareef karun, tere ek-ek baal mein joon.
Final Thoughts
Laughter is the best part of any friendship. That’s why funny friendship shayari in English always feels so special. These lines are simple, fun, and full of friendly vibes.
You’ve seen how funny friendship shayari in English turns everyday chats into happy moments. These lines are easy to use and perfect for your captions, messages, or status updates.
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